Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Good laughs to start your day - - -

FOX news was just talking about the tax the environmentalists wanting to attach to all the cows for having the nerve to pass gas. They seem to think this will take care of the problem . . . what , expensive cows don't pass gas?? The next thing I knew they were talking to a congressman who told them that around there it is know as the "Fart Tax". Sounds good to me. (He had the funniest little grin on his face when he said it)

A few minutes later I opened up an email with this video. I apologize, I can't figure out how to put it on my blog so here is the link to see it. Click HERE (I'm working on this, it didn't work)

Isn't it amazing just how seriously these yahoos take themselves, and we wonder why there are so many ridiculous things going on around us, look who is leading us?!?!?

Then I opened up another email with this story from Texas A&M:

There is an annual contest at Texas A&M University calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term:

This year's term was "Political Correctness."

The winner wrote:

"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

Ya gotta love Texans, they usually say it like it is . . . . bless their hearts . . . !!

5 comments:

dhillman said...

That quote at the end is so funny! Mom said she saw you at the mission office today and you guys are going to Vegas together!

Tamra and Jim said...

Spoken like a true Texan!!! I love it. --being from Texas, of course...

Brianna said...

Rob would truly love that quote! :)

Dunklees said...

Ahhhh, Texas, my first love.

Joni said...

Oh yeah! Darn good quote, made me laugh out loud!