Friday, March 11, 2011

How to Give Your Hubby a Heart Attack . . in One Easy Step . . or Never Be Bored


Hahahahaha! I just gave poor Jon a heart attack. I was working in the kitchen listening to the news. Our "Illustrious . . . (sorry, just can't call him a leader) . . whatever he is" starts talking about the oil situation and blah, blah, blah and then I realize he is still running for office and blaming all the problems on the republicans. New flash . . . the election is over and I am tired of everyone still pointing fingers, in every direction!

I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF POLITICIANS! ESPECIALLY THE ONES WHO HAVEN'T A CONSTRUCTIVE THOUGHT IN THERE HOLLOW CRANIAL CAVITIES!

Anyway, I started hollering and saying how sick and tired of him and all the other brainless, spineless politicians as I stomped into the family room and turned off the TV. As I turned to go back into the kitchen I saw poor Jon standing there looking VERY tense. There was a look on his face that said, " OK, I can handle this, don't panic . . . . I shouldn't have laughed but when I told him that he should have left me in La-La Land where he found me so I would spend my life not worrying over the world my grand kids were being forced to live in. All he said was, "So your mad and it's my fault". DUH! I hardly had a clue when we got married . . . so "YES Jon, it's all your fault!"

Later I told him as sweetly as I could that this next week, while he is off and home on our "Staycation", he would not be bored. He and tensed up pinched his lips at me.

So what can we do locally so that I can make it up to him? Hahahaha . . . Any ideas? Cheap ones of course  ;-D

2 comments:

Brianna said...

I guess stearing clear of any political conversations would be a good start! :)

Oh, and maybe the wind will be good for some kite flying???

Sandi and Curtis said...

I agree with your commentary! I died laughing however.

Ideas: Take a picnic up to Mt Lemmon. Drive out to the Saguaro Nat'l Park and walk around - before it gets too hot!