Start All Long Weeks With a Giggle . . . . .

Yesterday we got to see our little dollies in their Primary Program.  So cute and so sweet!  I wish I could have taken pictures if not a video.  Both girls said their parts beautifully and were so proud . . . as were at least these two old geezers and their parents.  Grandma and Grandpa Petty were down the row where I couldn't see them, but, just a guess, they were just as proud.  Papa Jon was chuckling the whole time, funny old feller!

Arianna was still swinging her hair and very grown up.  Tati was her usual funny little self.  She like to pull herself up for each song by the shoulders of her dress.   Then it is time to pull her dress down and fluff the skirt.  Such a girl!!  Brianna keeps them so dolled up, even Tati had her hair curled.  Pretty cute, it really curls up since she has curl already!  I meant t to take a picture of them before they went on to Primary, but forgot in all the catching up.  Hopefully, mommy and daddy got some good ones!

Brag Session Over, here's this week's funny email

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?  

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?  

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE......

The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.