Why would these be posted on the U of A extension website? But nothing about growing fucshia in AZ! Harrumph!
Fish can get seasick if kept aboard a ship.
How do you tell a fish is seasick anyway?
^^^
Elephants are taught to eat peanuts. They don't eat them in the wild.
Duh, how many of them live in Georgia? ^^^
It takes 4 hours to hard boil the 30 pound egg of an ostrich.
How about soft boil? ^^^
A flea can jump more than a foot.
That compares to a man jumping over the Washington monument with room to spare. ^^^
I'm sure you know, giraffes are very susceptible to throat infections. ^^
The shell is 12 percent of the weight of the entire egg. ^^
Yes, an armadillo can be housebroken.
Only sick people would want a house armadillo, like Jon, he thinks it sounds fun. ^^^
In many species of birds, the eyes weigh more than the brain.
My dogs must be half bird, no doubt about it! ^^^
Of course, we all know lighting is the greatest cause of forest fires.
I always thought it was lightning that cause them?!? ^^^
Parrots have a particularly keen sense of hearing. ^^^ Earthworms do not have eyes or ears. ^^^
A duck feather weighs about .016 to .063 grams. ^^^ Its true some insects can shiver. ^^^

A bee uses 22 muscles to sting you.
An ant has five noses. ^^^
Giraffes can't swim.
By the way, my new little tree needs a name. Any ideas?
2 comments:
I like "PINKY"
Bloomhilda?
Rosie O'doggerel?
Sticktilla?
Gee Bush?
Maybe Mariah has the best idea: Pinky sounds good to me too.
Jon
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