PARKING TICKET Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So my wife called him a poop-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes… The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote... Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus and saw the car had an Obama sticker.. .
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired... It's important at our age.
Now come one, haven't we all known some one who would pull something like this . . . . . and been just a little envious? It reminded me of my dad his last few years after a couple of strokes ;-D
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What I would like to know is where do you come up the pictures?
If ever I am in need of a good laugh, I know I can always find one here!
That guy looks a lot like Grandpa Weaver! Onrey (however you spell that) ol' cuss!
What a funny story and yet they are mean old folks...I always pray that I won't be a grumpy old lady like the snow birds we have to deal with.
First off thanks for always making sweet comments on Aimee's blog (when she finally posts something...hahaha...like mother, like daughter I am afraid!) And I probably will go to bed laughing about his....I really want to be an old person like this...just have a ton of fun on your way out of this life! Thanks for sharing your humor!
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