First a disclaimer: I used to be such a nice girl. Really I was and then friends started to send me emails. Now that I have explained, I just can't resist sharing this one . . . . and it is all Kathy's fault. That's right, she made me do it.
YOU GOTTA LOVE A GOOD NURSE
A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well; however, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn't told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable. Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily --- if at all. Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence, ''Get well soon. From the nurse in the Jeep you pulled over last week".OK, admit it, we have all wished we could have been able to seek a little justice like this!!!
2 comments:
Don't believe a word she says! She's the one who taught me everything :) I can write novels...novels I tell you...of everything she taught me.
Nice try Sharanipoo! :) xoxox
Noticed that you said novels (fiction) not volumes . . . heh heh heh!
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